Junkie Stole My Thesis

from A Situation by Luis And The Bots

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Junkie Stole My Thesis

Professor, we have a situation here
I went out for just one beer
This all happened on a Thursday night
I never left it out of my sight
All I had was a drink or two
Now I don’t know what to do

'Coz the junkie stole my thesis
He snapped my doctoral work
I had a copy on my laptop
Now it´s gone, shame on that jerk
It wasn’t dog who ate it
No stupid niece who baked it
It was the drug addict who stole it
I'm gonna hang myself high
I'm gonna hang myself high

Professor, you know all that pain
I had to suffer for the past few years
The process almost drove me insane
All the pressure from you and peers
I relaxed with a drink or two
Who can tell me now what to do

'Coz the junkie stole my thesis
He snapped my doctoral work
I had a copy on my laptop
Now it´s gone, shame on that jerk
It wasn’t dog who ate it
No stupid niece who baked it
It was the drug addict who stole it
I'm gonna hang myself high
I'm gonna hang myself high

Of course I had a second copy
On a standard memory stick
But after ten tequilas, or so
All the lemon and salt to lick
I somehow lost my memory
I somehow lost the stick

'Coz the junkie stole my thesis
Sold my laptop for a trip or two
Sold my laptop for a trip
Professor, I'll have to start all over
With my doctoral work
I need another four years or so
All thanks to that bloody jerk

The Junkie stole my doctoral thesis
He snatched my masters thesis
He ran away with my bachelor thesis
The junkie stole my doctoral thesis

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from A Situation, released September 29, 2016
Music by Luis Herrero
Lyrics by Jhon HandhauseN
Produced by Luis And The Bots and Samuli Reinikainen

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